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SOME UNEXPECTED COMEBACKS

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SOME UNEXPECTED COMEBACKS

Customer: What is my mobile bill for the month?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your current bill status.

Customer: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.

 

Man in a bar says to the bartender, “I got a brand new car for my wife!”

Bartender replies, “Wow! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!”

 

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Student: ZEBRA

Teacher: How so?

Student: Because it is Black & White

 

After finishing his MBBS a doctor started his practice. He checked his 1st patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by torchlight and finally said, “Torch is okay”

Judge: Don’t you have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court.

Criminal to judge: You are coming daily, don’t YOU have shame?

An excited tourist is on his first trip to Britain. While the aeroplane is landing he jumps up and starts shouting “Britain, Britain”. The air hostess, trying to placate him says, “BE silent.” Tourist sits down and starts muttering, “Ritain. Ritain”

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